If not please beam me out of here Scotty!!
Just when I thought things couldn't get more unreal they have. Either I've been teleported to the plant Slobstonium or to some place totally unreal. Up until yesterday I couldn't go out either door of my residence with out passing a pile of my neighbors trash. Even worse Monday I came home to a plastic bin caked in cat shit and littler right in front of my back stairs. I gave it a swift kick out of my way. Later I found out the poor maintenace guy wound up having to throw it in the dumpster and stepped in cat shit in the process. What makes this in to being such an unreal situation is the dumpster is less the 2 yards from my neighbors back door. Which leaves me to question whether or not they even know what trash bags are and what a dumpster is used for. I don't think they do and that is why I now believe I'm no longer on Earth. I can't imagine any fellow Earthling not knowing what a trash bag is or what a dumpster is for!!