Just when I thought things couldn't get more unreal they have. Either I've been teleported to the plant Slobstonium or to some place totally unreal. Up until yesterday I couldn't go out either door of my residence with out passing a pile of my neighbors trash. Even worse Monday I came home to a plastic bin caked in cat shit and littler right in front of my back stairs. I gave it a swift kick out of my way. Later I found out the poor maintenace guy wound up having to throw it in the dumpster ...
Well things have just started to quite down now I have a newpaper thief. Which to me is a little insane. For one reason it seems like a pretty and stupid thing to feel the need to steal. Secondly whom ever is doing this is putting a lot of effort into doing so. They are making it a point to rush out and snag my 50 cent daily paper before most people head off to work. I know exactly that they are taking my paper at 6:30 AM or even earlier. I know approximately what time it is delivered I just ...
Why is it that approximately every other place I live I seem to get the neighbors nobody on earth would want? First it was the Bosnian gypsies that still rank as the overall worst neighbors ever. Not only did they make an aweful lot of noise, but they also constantly broke fire codes by smoking in the hallways and proping open firedoors. Now I got blesssed with obnoxious African-American neighbors that play loud gangster rap at all hours of the day. Calling the cops has done zero to remady th...
Today while listening to ABBA and Jefferson Airplane I started reminiscing of the days of yore. You know the days of yikes black and white television and before cable TV existed. Yes I do remember those days. I also remember Z 80 chips, The WANG, The Apple IIIe, The first MAC and the days before the invention of the cell phone. I can remeber when there use to be billboard communications, I remember the first microwave and DVD player. Oh boy if I keep going at all the things I remember a few ...
I know I'm poor, because I actually know what ketchup soup and a chili sandwich is. Also and that I have my own recipe for a fried balony sandwich, know how to make a peanut butter and peanut butter sandwich, among a lot of other non-traditional meals. I know how to make an actual meal consisting of Romani noodles and any meat product. I don't think there is anything out there that exsists that I can't turn into and actual meal. Fried Spam is another treat if you know what you are doing. Whic...
Well just as everything started running smoothly and things were stating to look up smothing else goes wrong. I thought I had it made when I found 16 pennies in a week all heads up and a quarter in a grocery store parking lot, my phone decides to die only after having it installed for about a week. I really wish I did have the money for even a cheapo cell phone. Right now I can't even afford a "special" they got on one of those pay as you go phones. For "only" $40 you can get one with 100 min...
Well now that I'm moved in and almost have everything unpacked and where it is sapose to be things are just starting to settle down. Now all I need is just a shard of the sanity I lost in the insane hassles and problems I had just to move in. Now I'm not asking for complete sanity. For one that is just too boring to be "normal", for another in this insane world we live in I don't think it is entirely possible. Maybe if I wish apon a star, throw some coins in a wishing well, rub a lamp and a G...
The hassle of not being able to move into my appartment actually was a good thing. I avoided an acidental local power outage,having to boil my water, a computer virus and malicious worm from infecting my home computer. This was all made possible because of the fact I have been unable to move in for about 3 weeks!
Well I'm still not moved into an appartment I was sapoise to move into by May 31. Almost everthing I own is in storage and I've been sharing a sofa with my cat. I can't begin to describe the discomfort, but yes it definately could be worse. The major problem I seem to be having is the appartment didn't pass an inspection, because it had no heater in the bedroom. The reasons being one the place has never been occupied before and the landlord was unaware one had to be in there. I can understand...
Everyone most likely has been raging about the increase is gasoline, natural gas and electricity. Boy what would i give for that to be the worst thing going on in my life. In January my mother had a major storoke and wound up in a nursing home, where she now resides. Now I still have to travel the same distance to visit her is the only plus. Then I had major car repairs, have to move and am moving at the end of the week, plus I've been robbed. this has been the worst year i have had ever and ...
Well Ok the title is a bit strange but I started my blog that way for 2 reasons; one being that using Americans wouldn't totally fit since more than just Americans use the Internet; two being first and formost we live on a planet that contains several contenants and Ameraca is only on one of those contenents. So some of you whom regularly read JoeUser may or may not have noticed I have not been blogging much that is just because there is not enough time in the day for me to do everything I wo...
Here we are into the first week of the New Year and really I haven't seen much change. We are still in a senseless war in Iraq. (Bin Ladin admitted involvement in 9/11) Things were going well after my knee surgery until I did 1 exercise that hurt like h&*%. Then My knee went back to hurting most the time and poping. I regret doing the phisical therapy exercise, but what can one do when that is what the doctor says to do. The only thing that has changed is I got rid of some of my junk and aqu...
Well it is 2005 and I still do everything my rice crispies tell me to do ( you know snap, crackle, pop) especially pop if I popped any more I'd be pop corn. lol Well it's been that way ever since I did 1 physical therapy excersize that hurt like a few choice words I'll censor. However I happen to do one thing I got rid of some things I wasn't using and I didn't attribute or clog up the landfill or wherever it all goes more. I freecycled it's a great way to get rid of things like books, old to...
Well December is here and we haven't had any accumalation of snow so ok here I go. Where did the snow go I hopenot on vacation I would like just senough that will stay on the ground awhile. I think 1 foot will do just enough to make snow balls, snow angels, go sleding or skiing, but not so much that the schools close or driving gets real hazardous. Snow is actually pretty for a little while and can be fun for a time. So ok just a foot of snow total from December 4th until January 28th sounds ...
I know that are nation was mostly built by immigrants, however I think there should be a policy started to curb some of the process. More immigrants that are comming in now are not coming to work for a better life, they want the better life but are unable to work, unwilling to work, or just plain and simple never will be employable. There are some that come for better education and work too, but those numbers are geting fewer. Where I live alone in a relitively small area only 5% of the peopl...